It's just a bang-beat, bell-ringin', big-haul, great-go, neck-or-nothin', rip-roarin', ever'-time-a bull's-eye movie!
There is only one truth.
Re-model Your Love Life.
First APPROVED Then CONDEMNED by the Legion of Decency
Once Upon a Magic Time...
One day you'll get closer to the violence of death... but THIS IS AS FAR AS WE DARE TAKE YOU... with any hope of bringing you back!
A CHILL-AND-CHUCKLE CHASE!...A FORTUNE AT STAKE AND A MONSTER AT LARGE! (original ad - all caps)
Outside, a violent storm. Inside, a lust for revenge.