They Were All Rotten to the Core!
HEARTS ARE DANCING WITH JOY! (original print ad - all caps)
The most tender and touching love story of our time!
Goodbye O Lord, I'm Going To America!
Theres's no place to hide behind a shadow of a doubt.
Who's putting who on? You'll never know till you see this show!
...in the search for love, you can find yourself.