Sometimes What You're Looking For is Right Next Door
Fear Reality
You can just live. Or you can live it up.
In a not-too-distant suburb, on a very quiet street . . . Earl Keese, a man who leads a routine suburban life, sits calmly waiting for his dinner. Little does he know - This may be his last home-cooked meal . . . For somewhere in time and space exists a world, a comic nightmare world, where anything can happen. A world that this reserved, hardworking homeowner is about to enter. In the next 24 hours he will experience things that he has never experienced before and leave behind things he will never experience again and somehow his life will never be the same. For Earl Keese is about to meet . . . The Neighbors.
A one man army. A new kind of soldier in a new kind of war.
One man's pet is another man's peeve.
He entered WWII a soldier... and left a King.
She spent years getting into the mind of a monster... Now he's getting into hers
This is one crack team of special agents that might be doing better if they actually were on crack.
You're in Hazzard County where the lawmen are crooks, the good guys are outlaws and ever'body's in-laws!
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