"I've Crammed EVERY MINUTE SO FULL of waste. And now there's so little time. I don't know what to do. I'm afraid!"
Greatest of all spectacles!
Turning back was never an option.
Sometimes murder is just a way to pass the time.
Provocative Adult Entertainment
"7th Heaven" is the eighth wonder of the movie world...inspiring from start to finish...If you don't see it you've seen nothing in the moving picture line. -- The N.Y. Evening Telegram
Japan's Supreme Screen Classic
Do You Take the Money...And RUN...?
A Masterpiece of Lusty, Gusty, Rowdy Entertainment
THE PICTURE OF THE GENERATION! (original print ad-all caps)
Romance...or something like it.