Sometimes murder is just a way to pass the time.
The In Comedy of the Year about Making Out!
A four hundred year old work-in-progress.
This year's most provocative coming-of-age story with a TWIST
The Struggle of Super-Minds in the Crime of the Century!
A surprising comedy of love.
Everyone knows. Everyone's guilty. No one pays.
Japan's Supreme Screen Classic
A Masterpiece of Lusty, Gusty, Rowdy Entertainment
Should they let him play...or should they put him away?
THE PICTURE OF THE GENERATION! (original print ad-all caps)
Dedicated to the proposition that every girl gets sooner or later!