THE RAW UNTAMED ADVENTUROUS WEST...LIVES AGAIN! (original print media ad - all caps)
When His Mind Blows ... Anything Goes!
Hollywood's Most Famous Bad Man Joins the 'G-MEN' and Halts the March of Crime!
The YEAR'S FUNNIEST FUN! (original print ad - mostly caps)
Driven by vengeance. Fueled by honor. Hunted by aliens
Smile. You're about to meet your new hero.
The Image of Evil.
In a not-too-distant suburb, on a very quiet street . . . Earl Keese, a man who leads a routine suburban life, sits calmly waiting for his dinner. Little does he know - This may be his last home-cooked meal . . . For somewhere in time and space exists a world, a comic nightmare world, where anything can happen. A world that this reserved, hardworking homeowner is about to enter. In the next 24 hours he will experience things that he has never experienced before and leave behind things he will never experience again and somehow his life will never be the same. For Earl Keese is about to meet . . . The Neighbors.
The Government Created Him. Now They Must Destroy Him.
His Justice...is ONE ON ONE!
One big shot. One big mouth. The switch is on
Охотники за сокровищами против чудовищного порождения ада!
Welcome to the family.
Evil Has Many Faces
You know the man at a glance. And he still carries a badge. DON JOHNSON is JERRY BECK.
A journey into a world where legends come to life. Dreams come true. And every boy is a hero.
The Grand Adventure of the Year!