The YEAR'S FUNNIEST FUN! (original print ad - mostly caps)
One man. Against the odds. About to get even
The fiery brilliance of 8 great stars !
Welcome to the family.
Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back To School.
The Image of Evil.
Охотники за сокровищами против чудовищного порождения ада!
The perfect crime... the not so-perfect team
A journey into a world where legends come to life. Dreams come true. And every boy is a hero.
To him, America is just another jungle.
In the Colombian jungle there is no place to hide
Hollywood's Most Famous Bad Man Joins the 'G-MEN' and Halts the March of Crime!
One big shot. One big mouth. The switch is on
Smile. You're about to meet your new hero.
In a not-too-distant suburb, on a very quiet street . . . Earl Keese, a man who leads a routine suburban life, sits calmly waiting for his dinner. Little does he know - This may be his last home-cooked meal . . . For somewhere in time and space exists a world, a comic nightmare world, where anything can happen. A world that this reserved, hardworking homeowner is about to enter. In the next 24 hours he will experience things that he has never experienced before and leave behind things he will never experience again and somehow his life will never be the same. For Earl Keese is about to meet . . . The Neighbors.
THE RAW UNTAMED ADVENTUROUS WEST...LIVES AGAIN! (original print media ad - all caps)