FOR THE FIRST TIME! (original poster - all caps)
Getting killed ain't as easy as it looks.
Tim's getting a future...whether he likes it or not!
justice has a nasty sting.
Он живет только жаждой мести
There's a new police force on the streets... and they only come out at night.
The funniest, fastest honeymoon ever screened!
Out of the ring, into the fire... in a fight to the finish
LOVE WAS HER PRECIOUS LOOT! (original print ad - all caps)
There's no room for honesty in a healthy relationship...
You have to be terminated, Now!
She'll charm you. Seduce you. She might even kill you.