FOR THE FIRST TIME! (original poster - all caps)
Always keep your eyes on the road
There is no other way.
The Balance Of Power Is About To Change
There's one thing about marriage that hasn't changed . . . The way you hurt when it begins to fall apart.
Never underestimate Stocky!!!
A Psycho-Sexual Thriller
The funniest, fastest honeymoon ever screened!
LOVE WAS HER PRECIOUS LOOT! (original print ad - all caps)
The night before a wedding there's time to kill