He can make you do anything...if he puts his mind to it.
...Trained To Kill
A sexless new comedy
Don't let it control you!
Vengeance belongs to one man.
A film with a catch (or two).
They're not psycho killers . . . they're small business owners.
Humanity's greatest hope... Faces his greatest battle.
You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll be offended
A Knock Out Comedy
Once a bad cop, always a bad cop.
They're the best of friends... And they've got the scars to prove it.
Revenge just rode into town.
DIFFERENT...DRAMATIC...DARING! (original print media ad - all caps)