THE ADVENTURE OF ADVENTURES! (original print ad - all caps)
Under the surface of every life lies a mystery
They're Tobacco Chewin', Gut Chompin', Cannibal Kinfolk from Hell!
18 FEET OF TOWERING FURY!!
When the sun sets, the hunt begins.
He has found you. Screaming won't help anymore. It's too late...
Things change. Family doesn't.
If you go down in the woods today, you're in for a big surprise.
You can't escape your darkest fear
Re-model Your Love Life.
When they met they heard bells. And that was just round one.
He's Out of Jail, and Ready for Revenge.
The Sci-Fi Thriller Made in Baltimore!
Elvis hits the road to laughter and hits a new high in romance!