THE ADVENTURE OF ADVENTURES! (original print ad - all caps)
They're Tobacco Chewin', Gut Chompin', Cannibal Kinfolk from Hell!
Under the surface of every life lies a mystery
18 FEET OF TOWERING FURY!!
When the sun sets, the hunt begins.
He has found you. Screaming won't help anymore. It's too late...
Things change. Family doesn't.
If you go down in the woods today, you're in for a big surprise.
Re-model Your Love Life.
When they met they heard bells. And that was just round one.
You can't escape your darkest fear
The Sci-Fi Thriller Made in Baltimore!
He's Out of Jail, and Ready for Revenge.
Elvis hits the road to laughter and hits a new high in romance!