LLOYD'S LATEST (original print ad - all caps)
A tinned spaghetti western
Coronation Street--it's the nation's street.
The Grand Adventure of the Year!
He went to bed an all-American kid and woke up the son of Russian spies.
Someone should have told this Yank not to take us all so seriously!
Fifty-thousand watts of pure Comedy
WE DARE YOU TO GUESS!
Can you keep a SECRET?