A new breed of enemy has taken over the world... Sam Hell has come to take it back.
Say it with bullets!
Inspector Clouseau is back...and he's a bigger fool than anyone gives him the credits for.
Elvis is at the wheel but Ann-Margret drives him wild!
He believed in Love . . . Honor . . . and Obey - That Impulse!
At station WBN, the hits just keep on coming.
HE STRIPPED SOULS AS BARE AS BODIES!
Gertie: she's a scream. She eats, drinks and breathes! She laughs and cries. Dances the tango, answers questions and obeys every command! Yet, she lived millions of years before man inhabited this earth and has never been seen since!!
Even he didn't think it would go this well!
Anxiety loves company.
A romantic comedy where opposites distract.
A true story
WHAT FUN YOU'LL HAVE...AND WHAT A FAMILY! YOU'LL FEEL AS IF YOU ARE A PART OF IT...OR WOULD LIKE TO BE! (re-release print ad - all caps)
A moving story. A romantic story. A story of envy, hatred, friendship, triumph and love.