'Tis the Season to be Jolly!
Everyone is hiding something
Some families can survive anything. Even each other
No one's ever been so good at being so bad
Jealousy, Envy, Love, And Deceit.
Everyone loves a good scandal
Now it Can Be Seen...Intact...Uncut!
DIFFERENT...DRAMATIC...DARING! (original print media ad - all caps)
What you can't have...you desire most
Expect The savage. The sensual. The shocking. The sad. The powerful. The shameful.
Прекрасный мир фантазий и грёз
It happens in Italy...like clockwork!
Randy Bodek has no idea how to treat a woman . . . but he's working on it.