Three Great Laff Stars ! . . . more gags and gals . . . more songs and dances !
The most extraordinary battle ever fought by the bravest army that ever had to be home for dinner.
The film that's as new as today's headlines!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Christmas Day
With needles dipped in deadly venom the victims are paralyzed - so they must lie awake and watch themselves die!
THE MASTER MINDS OF MYSTERY! (original print ad - all caps)
The Race of the Century ... Dazzling, Exciting, Incredible ... A Full Length Puppet Film!
Shirley's A Little Swiss Miss In The Loveliest Story of Her Career !
The border: where dreams begin and end. A fence. A line drawn in the sand. A war zone.
You'll follow the career of Blizzard - legless king of San Francisco's underworld, with breathless interest.
The Only Thing Gayer Than April in Paris is Bergman in Paris!
What the DICKENS have they done to Scrooge?
Fashion made her famous - only one man made her cry.
Was His Face Red . . . And His Nose, Too ! when the bandits took the money . . . and the SAFE !
Mr. Laurel and Mr. Hardy decided to reorganize and resupervise their entire financial structure- so they took the $3.80 and went into business.