IT HAS NO RHYME...IT HAS NO REASON...IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE...IT MAKES LAUGHS! (original poster - all caps)
A Fiery Girl Who Dares The Dangers Of The Sea And A Savage Land... Fighting For The Love Of A Bold Adventurer!
DYNAMIC! (original print ad - caps only)
All access. Revealed. Wild. Never Before Seen.
SHE WENT FOR A WALK...AND CAME HOME WITH A BABY! (original poster - all caps)
Sometimes male bonding can be taken a little too far.
Hearty laughers welcome! Come on over and HOWL!
Goodbye O Lord, I'm Going To America!
Powerless to change the past . . . She lived to change the future.
Sometimes the mystery is bigger than you think