The World's Favorite Bed-Time Story is Finally a Bed-Time Story...
Pulling into theaters everywhere July 2000
HEY! HEY!
It's a new kind of evil, as old as time.
How would you protect someone from their first love?
They prowl by night...lusting for human flesh!
Koi wa hito wo baka ni suru
Lily Tomlin in an epic comedy (give or take an inch)
John Ford's lusty successor to 'Fort Apache' and 'She Wore a Yellow Ribbon'
In space, no one is safe from rock «n» roll.
100% all -talking Fox Movietone Feature
An animated medley of satire, surrealism, spoofery, and general nonsense - set to superb music by Vivaldi, Debussy, Stravinsky, Dvorak, Ravel, and Sibelius...
Before They Could Save the World, They Had to Save Themselves.
The first late-night comedy show with an attention span shorter than yours.
SHOCK-BY-SHOCK STORY OF THE MOST NOTORIOUS BANDIT OF OUR TIMES!! (original print ad - all caps)