SHOCK-BY-SHOCK STORY OF THE MOST NOTORIOUS BANDIT OF OUR TIMES!! (original print ad - all caps)
Bottlemania is back - in color! She gets you out of the kitchen, fast. (season two)
They're about to be taught the true meaning of FEAR!
WILD is the Word For This World!
Terror Comes In Small Packages!
Captives of a power far, far out!
He's a secret agent with super powers... A leaping green fighting machine... Defending the world against the forces of evil... He's...
See... a girl 200'-100'-200» swing a boy 6» small!