The funniest, fastest honeymoon ever screened!
NEVER WAS A BABY-SITTER LIKE THIS! (original print media ad - all caps)
Undead...yet living on the Kisses of Youth!
A College Hero round whom is woven a picture of Love and Treachery. (Print ad- The recorder ((Port Pirie, South Australia)) 3 July 1928)
The YEAR'S FUNNIEST FUN! (original print ad - mostly caps)
DRINK A PINT OF BLOOD A DAY
Who knew deception, treachery and revenge could be this much fun...
He burned with ambition. He lived for passion.
She learned to swallow her pride...
Sometimes it is the things that bind us, that truly set us free.
A sly French farce burlesquing the British
DOUGLAS FAIRBANKS The great hurricane of joy and excitement in "The Mark of Zorro" (Print Ad- Bakersfield Californian, ((Bakersfield, Calif.)) 6 April 1921)
Romeo and Juliet, Bob and Bing, Ulysses and Grant, George and Martha, Martha and John, Bob and Carol, Ted and Alice, Bob and Alice, Ted and Carol, Bob and Ted, Carol and Alice, Pat and Dick, Julie and David, Byron and His Sister, Bill and Coo, Liz and Eddie, Liz and Mike, Liz and Dick, Dick and Sybil, Eddie and Debbie, Muck and Meyer, Hollywood and Vine, Anthony and Cleopatra, and now Henry & Henrietta... the love couple of the seventies... and the laugh riot of the year.