It'll Blow Your Nose!
Innocence has never been so seductive.
Say it with bullets!
What's the difference between Clifford and a pit bull? One will tear your heart out, scare your friends and wreck your house. The other one is a dog.
He believed in Love . . . Honor . . . and Obey - That Impulse!
At station WBN, the hits just keep on coming.
Turn off the lights and watch...if you dare!
Everyone thought their glory days were over. Everyone thought wrong.
In 1945 Holland, a boy must choose between good and evil.
The truth is relative.
In a world beyond your imagination a battle for the universe has begun.
WHAT FUN YOU'LL HAVE...AND WHAT A FAMILY! YOU'LL FEEL AS IF YOU ARE A PART OF IT...OR WOULD LIKE TO BE! (re-release print ad - all caps)