NOTHING CAN STOP IT! (original print ad - all caps)
A Comedy For The Whole Family.
There are 2 sides to every story
There are some lines that must never be crossed... beyond them all... is The Last House in the Woods.
Where the future collides with the past
The First was a Warning
Trained To Kill. Marked For Death.
Distinctly chilling. So real that it is nearly incredible. (1993 MGM/UA VHS tape cover).
Once in every lifetime mankind faces nature's wrath... but never before like this!
Always protect the family.
It's an Alphabeautiful Mathemagical New Musical Movie!
From a million years back...Horror explodes into today!