A Comedy For The Whole Family.
Where the future collides with the past
NOTHING CAN STOP IT! (original print ad - all caps)
There are some lines that must never be crossed... beyond them all... is The Last House in the Woods.
There are 2 sides to every story
Distinctly chilling. So real that it is nearly incredible. (1993 MGM/UA VHS tape cover).
Trained To Kill. Marked For Death.
Once in every lifetime mankind faces nature's wrath... but never before like this!
The First was a Warning
If you believe, no explanation is necessary. If you don't believe, no explanation is possible
Always protect the family.