Short Cut Road: The Shortest distance between Home and Hell
They took his home... He's come for theirs!
A CHILL-AND-CHUCKLE CHASE!...A FORTUNE AT STAKE AND A MONSTER AT LARGE! (original ad - all caps)
When Paula Martin wakes up, the nightmare doesn't end...
Dying to move from home?
Hungrily, he watched her walk down the street...and then he squeezed the trigger!
OH, THE THINGS THEY DO IN TORTILLA FLAT! (original print ad - all caps)
A Hot Comedy About Cold Cash.
The Day The Insane Took Over The Asylum!