EVEN THOSE WHO LOVED HIM WERE NOT SAFE! (original print ad - all caps)
Another rollicking adventure from the creators of The Three Musketeers.
Be cool. You're so cool. Life is cool in Cracktown
What the DICKENS have they done to Scrooge?
They lie, they cheat, they destroy...they even try to love.
Don't waste time. Or, it will waste you.
A sultry chanteuse, a hunk on the lam and a fortune in stolen gems.
A comedy about lovers, destiny and a whole lot of money.
She was everything they dreamed of... And nothing they expected.
China . . . . Land of unrest . . . tomorrow they may Starve !
A coffin without a corpse... Crammed with millions in cash!
14 Happenings! Wild! Weird! Wonderful!
The journey to freedom has no borders.
Ein magisches Abenteuer beginnt ... (A magical Adventure begins ...)
Soar into a Magical World of Action, Excitement and Enchantment!