What the DICKENS have they done to Scrooge?
EVEN THOSE WHO LOVED HIM WERE NOT SAFE! (original print ad - all caps)
Another rollicking adventure from the creators of The Three Musketeers.
They lie, they cheat, they destroy...they even try to love.
Be cool. You're so cool. Life is cool in Cracktown
She was everything they dreamed of... And nothing they expected.
A comedy about lovers, destiny and a whole lot of money.
Don't waste time. Or, it will waste you.
A sultry chanteuse, a hunk on the lam and a fortune in stolen gems.
14 Happenings! Wild! Weird! Wonderful!
China . . . . Land of unrest . . . tomorrow they may Starve !
A coffin without a corpse... Crammed with millions in cash!
Ein magisches Abenteuer beginnt ... (A magical Adventure begins ...)
The journey to freedom has no borders.
Soar into a Magical World of Action, Excitement and Enchantment!