Fat cats are too easy. Go for the big fish
Tempt Fate. Cheat Death
In a place beyond time, comes a terrifying challenge beyond imagination!
THUNDERING DRAMA! (original ad - all caps)
A Tibetan monk's search for the reincarnation of his beloved teacher
What if the one thing you want is the last thing you need?
If you do...then don't say we didn't warn you.
When The Banshee Cries... The Dead Will Rise
A movie for everyone who wants to get married and stay single at the same time.
Everything you're about to see is true
A haunting tale of mystery and intrigue!
It's the end of the earth as we know it!
A mad, sadistic scientist on the loose!
Spectacles of Massive Might Beyond Any Ever Known Before!