The shortest distance between friends isn't always a straight line
THE SECRET OF THE GEM OF DOOM! (original print ad - all caps)
A Comedy of Errors! A Comedy of Terrors!
From the Master Film Maker Henri-Georges Clouzot!
His every crime is a work of art
Three couples. A dozen relationships. A million problems.
It's a serious problem for a lady with the hiccups, and he is it!
To men she could be ice . . . or fire . . . or everything!
The world's richest man and the world's poorest boy are getting it ready now...and everybody, everywhere, will be a little worse off for it.
LOVE'S LITTLE BUSY BODY ...and how you'll love to watch HER work!