ROMANTIC WESTERN ADVENTURE! (original print ad - all caps)
Don't dare stare at the illustrated man.
When the dead first walked, they had no time for appetizers.
Они готовы на всё ради победы
Hail to the conquerer of ten million hearts.
Accidents happen, revenge is taken.
Why do women find this man irresistible?
Give flight to her hopes and dreams
If you can't beat the system... change it
Do unto others
Оптом дешевле!
...thank God they're somebody else's!