DESPERATE DRAMA...OF A DESPERATE JOURNEY INTO THE UNKNOWN! (original print ad-all caps)
With friends like these... who needs enemies?
Dangerous Times Make Heroes of Desperate Men
Together They'll Tear It Apart!
They hold their forty-four magnums with two hands and keep firing until they hit something ... anything.
WHATEVER YOU WANT THEY'VE GOT... And Bucktown is where you'll find it!