It's not what you expect
The story of a girl who falls in love with the world's greatest obscene phone call.
THE MOST MIRTHFUL MURDER MYSTERY IN YEARS! (original print ad-all caps)
A Riot of Laughs!
Everybody loves Otley...well, almost everybody
The screen is singing M.G.M. is bringing Broadway's Bell-Ringer of a Musical to the World!
Once in a generation, it happens. A motion picture experience so vast, that it redefines the art of American cinema.
What they did to get in... ...is nothing like what they'll do to get out
IT'S JUDY! Lighting up the lonely stage in the singing-acting role of her life!
Only two people on earth want Sidney Schaefer alive. Sidney Schaefer. And the President of the United States.
MIRACLES DO HAPPEN! (original print ad - all caps)