A GREAT MOTION PICTURE DARES TO BE DIFFERENT! (original print media ad - all caps)
It's tangled
You're in Hazzard County where the lawmen are crooks, the good guys are outlaws and ever'body's in-laws!
They don't know where they're going... but they're on their way
A CHILL-FILLED Festival of HORROR!
Another Film of Unusual Merit!
Women had their place. Hers was in the revolution.