Don't get chumpatized.
Can a man keep his family and himself?
Some Pledges Are For Keeps
High School with a Happy Ending
He might eat maggots and live in a cage but he's still our Dad
IT HAS NO RHYME...IT HAS NO REASON...IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE...IT MAKES LAUGHS! (original poster - all caps)
He knows no other world
BLISTERING RAW DRAMA! (original print ad - all caps)
No peace without justice...
Family is forever. Sanity is only temporary.