An evil mutation embarks on a wave of brutal butchery.
The only crime she couldn't solve was the murder of the English language
An adventure across time and space.
Power built an empire. Passion destroyed it.
THE REAL, TRUE STORY OF THE WEST! (original print ad - all caps)
Take A Deep Breath... It Might Be Your Last
A gay detective who always gets his man.
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