Power built an empire. Passion destroyed it.
THE REAL, TRUE STORY OF THE WEST! (original print ad - all caps)
Take A Deep Breath... It Might Be Your Last
HAVE A FUN-FILLED VACATION! Toe-Tapping Machete Head Dances! Glamourous Zombie-Style Cosmetic Surgery! Fabulous Air-Conditioned Tiger Pits!
After the holocaust, nothing matters but survival.
A gay detective who always gets his man.
Someone's gonna pay...
The F.B.I.'s own tense, terrific story behind the protection of the ATOMIC BOMB!