A Tragedy of the Great War
Blood. The more she drinks, the prettier she gets. The prettier she gets, the thirstier she gets
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They've Got Everything... including a 10 year old daughter who's suing them for divorce.
The Griswolds are back, but they're not staying.
You don't have the full story. Until you know hers.
It's not a party until something gets broken.
CLOSE ENOUGH TO KISS...OR KILL! (original print ad - all caps)