The funniest, fastest honeymoon ever screened!
FOR THE FIRST TIME! (original poster - all caps)
Always keep your eyes on the road
Undead...yet living on the Kisses of Youth!
That night, murder wasn't the only sin.
We do not live in this world alone, but in a thousand other worlds...
The Balance Of Power Is About To Change
All the Uproarious Fun of the Smash Broadway Play!
Some passions cross all boundaries.
The sensational novel...now on the screen!
See how they operate.
A Scanda-Laugh Fest!
Cleaver. Cleaver. Chop. Chop. First the mom and then the pop. Then we'll get the pretty girl. We'll get her right between the curl.
ON THE SCREEN...America's Favorite Hero!
Look into my eyes.