It's Elvis!..cooking up a storm!
800-mannin ijô ga toita, naita; ano kandô no game ga tsuini eigaka! (The game solved by over 800 million people is finally being made into a movie!)
Search, Rescue And...Destroy
Ils n`ont plus rien a perdre...
Where do you run when there's no place to run? Where do you hide when there's no place to hide?
Danger lies beyond the border.
If you're thirty, you're through!
When death stalks the high seas... There's only one combat force for the job...
Trained To Kill. Marked For Death.
His Newest! His Biggest!
...an imp of a chimp is the big brain behind the network's boy wonder!
The Weapon
Sixty Feet of Prehistoric Terror!
G.I. Joe is the codename for America's daring, highly-trained special mission force. Its purpose: To defend human freedom against COBRA, a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world.
MECHANICAL FRANKENSTEIN (original print ad - all caps)