G.I. Joe is the codename for America's daring, highly-trained special mission force. Its purpose: To defend human freedom against COBRA, a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world.
If you're thirty, you're through!
The most violent episode in the history of terrorism.
His Newest! His Biggest!
...an imp of a chimp is the big brain behind the network's boy wonder!
If you haven't seen Cleo, you haven't seen the chick who tops «em all...She's 6'2» of Dynamite!
Out of the mist and into your heart
The BOSS: Bachelor Of Social Service
MECHANICAL FRANKENSTEIN (original print ad - all caps)
Meet the Ultimate Weapon in the Fight Against Crime
How could they stop the devouring death...that lived by sucking on living human bones!
What if... JFK had lived?