If you're thirty, you're through!
G.I. Joe is the codename for America's daring, highly-trained special mission force. Its purpose: To defend human freedom against COBRA, a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world.
Meet the Ultimate Weapon in the Fight Against Crime
These treacherous times demand a new style of hero. NOW IS THE TIME FOR JAGUAR
The Weapon
Wrong man. Right place. Wrong time.
Sixty Feet of Prehistoric Terror!
The Burden of Truth
What you don't know can kill you.
...an imp of a chimp is the big brain behind the network's boy wonder!
MECHANICAL FRANKENSTEIN (original print ad - all caps)
They said it couldn't possibly exist...
If you haven't seen Cleo, you haven't seen the chick who tops «em all...She's 6'2» of Dynamite!