They said it couldn't possibly exist...
These treacherous times demand a new style of hero. NOW IS THE TIME FOR JAGUAR
If you haven't seen Cleo, you haven't seen the chick who tops «em all...She's 6'2» of Dynamite!
Sixty Feet of Prehistoric Terror!
G.I. Joe is the codename for America's daring, highly-trained special mission force. Its purpose: To defend human freedom against COBRA, a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world.
Ils n`ont plus rien a perdre...
Where do you run when there's no place to run? Where do you hide when there's no place to hide?
His Newest! His Biggest!
If you're thirty, you're through!
The most violent episode in the history of terrorism.
Out of the mist and into your heart
Meet the Ultimate Weapon in the Fight Against Crime
The BOSS: Bachelor Of Social Service
MECHANICAL FRANKENSTEIN (original print ad - all caps)