A haunting tale of mystery and intrigue!
On May 14 there will be no Mexicans in California
Never stand in line. Never pay for your own drinks. Never stand next to a dweeb.
Everything you're about to see is true
Hope has a name...
Ghouls just want to have fun!
It's Pluto's birthday party!
This ancient Evil is now a modern industry.
They've been laughed at, picked on and put down, But now it's time for them to get even!
Jet Packed Excitement! Jet Packed Danger! Jet Packed Romance! The Greatest Adventure Story of Our Time!