Never try to deceive two women!
Lessons in Love, Sex and Betrayal
A Scanda-Laugh Fest!
Three Centuries In The Making ! An immortal literary classic becomes a triumph of the ages !
The Balance Of Power Is About To Change
Four million Frenchmen and 50,000 New Yorkers can't be wrong.
The funniest, fastest honeymoon ever screened!
LOVE WAS HER PRECIOUS LOOT! (original print ad - all caps)
From the bold, new novel by the author of "From Here To Eternity"
The most fabulous hero of all time, with the most famous nose in history! He fought because of it! He loved in spite of it! He lived to immortalize it!