Today is Harold's birthday. This is his present.
Hell Breaks Loose on Halloween...
From the depths of the earth. To the edge of existence... The hunt is on!
Being alone is fine. Being alone together is perfect.
Love is the only lead worth following.
THE STICK-UP THAT STUNNED THE NATION!
May the best man lose.
A hip, edgy comedy!
A Great Picture! You'll Thrill to Every Moment!
What makes you shine?
In All The World No Thrill Like This!
RELENTLESS SUSPENSE! (original ad - all caps)