It's all in the delivery.
the all-American girl
Fate made them hostages. The media made them stars.
Все в этом мире имеет свою цену... Даже правосудие
Scooby Doo, where are you?
There's nothing like a brush with death to make you feel alive
In this town, the heat can kill you
On which side do you belong?
Five Tales That Will F#%! You Up For Life
One Day She Met a Man Who Loved Beautiful Women...But Not All in One Piece
Jonah See, Jonah Do
BLAZING ACROSS THE SCREEN IN A SERIAL OF REAL LIFE ADVENTURES! (original print ad-all caps)
What he does to your nerves is almost as frightening as what he does to his victims!
Right now... a cinematic gem unlike any other in the world... a computer-anime... has just been finished!