THE MASTER MINDS OF MYSTERY! (original print ad - all caps)
Divided by time and tradition. United by love and hope. The story of an unforgettable family.
Grim mystery to hold you breathless!
It took them twenty years to fall in love at first sight.
Jeder gibt sein bestes Stück. (Everyone gives his best part.)
When prim & proper meets wild & crazy get ready to ...
¿Qué desearías para el último día de tu vida? (Mexico)
Evil exists where least expected.
Be cool. You're so cool. Life is cool in Cracktown
Brutal ...Shocking! ...Violent! ...Savage! ...Not for the squeamish!
'The Grass is Always Greener When it's Growing by Callhoun Seed and Sod.'