Can a man keep his family and himself?
The zaniest, most hilarious summer vacation ever!
See it three times and even then you won't get them all. (Print Ad, Black River Democrat, Lowville, NY 2 January 1930)
Вы знаете, кому вы доверяете свою жизнь?
is probably the most extraordinary film you will ever see
You Can Almost Hear The Screams! As the water below becomes a churning deathbed of flashing tearing teeth!
Distinctly chilling. So real that it is nearly incredible. (1993 MGM/UA VHS tape cover).
Saving the world, one orgasm at a time!
Queen of TECHNICOLOR MUSICALS!
Lights!... Camera!... Attraction!
Every father's daughter is a virgin.