If you don't know what they are, you don't know what you're missing.
Infinite evil...
The First X Rated Fight Scenes in Screen History!
Never was a woman violated as profanely... Never was a woman subject to inhuman love like this... Never was a woman prepared for a more perverse destiny...
The Pig Strikes Back!
HISTORY'S MOST BEAUTIFUL AND TREACHEROUS WOMAN! (original print ad - all caps)
A sly French farce burlesquing the British
Spider Baby will give you nightmares forever!
The power of justice is in their hands!
A dangerous game is about to begin
Women Alone the Victims of Strange, Savage Killer!
Welcome to the family.
Right now... a cinematic gem unlike any other in the world... a computer-anime... has just been finished!
Nothing hits as hard as the things that are really worth fighting for...