Not for the eyes and ears of anyone under 16 years!
LUV is fun ... try and make it!
Even Ladd Is Scared!
A Crash Course In Terror!
Fear is buried here...
Invincible...Indestructible! What was this awesome BEAST born 50 million years out of time?
A CHILL-AND-CHUCKLE CHASE!...A FORTUNE AT STAKE AND A MONSTER AT LARGE! (original ad - all caps)
The creeping terror drifted towards them stamping out all civilization in its eerie path!
The workout will kill you!
For some, a simple warning is never enough.
Hell's halfway house
Pray for Day
Everybody loves somebody, somehow
Is it a Nightmare? Or is it...
It Shocks the Unshockables!