This Party Is Going To Suck.
Don't Panic... It only happens once in a... Bloody Moon
It's Driller Time... And This Bits For You!
The one thing we search for most...
What do you do when you're allergic to girls?
If you do...then don't say we didn't warn you.
Try to rip him off and he'll rip you apart!
Giant devil Bats...summoned from the caves of Hell to destroy the lust of the Vampires!
When The Banshee Cries... The Dead Will Rise
A HAPPY HONEYMOON GOES TO THE DOGS!...When a Great Dane disguised as a Dachsie crashes the party!
A Crash Course In Terror!
From Dives to Dames...From Nightsticks to Nightmares...From Dusk to Dawn...
9 nurses, 1 survivor
A CHILL-AND-CHUCKLE CHASE!...A FORTUNE AT STAKE AND A MONSTER AT LARGE! (original ad - all caps)
Beauty cannot last but death is forever