It's Power is in Your Hands!
It pays to remember...
Gun Against Gun For The Rule Of The Town!
How Many Men Do You Have to Kill to Be the Great American Cowboy?
Arthur Bindlebeep had raising children completely figured out...until his own three came along.
Everyone Has A Special Mission.
Tumorous parasitic beasts are nesting in the bowels of their victims...
A hit-and-run operation with no place to run.
He cuts to the chase
FIERY LOVE DRAMA! (original print ad - all caps)
You'll just love...MAMA!
DRAMA AND SPECTACLE UNPARALLELED! ENTERTAINMENT UNDREAMED OF! 12,000 PLAYERS! 200 MIGHTY SCENES! TOLD TO THE TUNE OF 87 BELOVED SONGS! (original ad - all caps)
I know a hundred secrets... and each one is worth my life!
A modern-day story of faith, courage and intrigue!
They're fresh out of medical school and can't wait to get their hands on you