Only once before, in The Longest Day, has a motion picture achieved such greatness !
New misdeeds are afoot afoot the footlights!
SEE! How the Poor Shoemaker's Apprentice Made the Sad Princess Laugh!
Elvis is at the wheel but Ann-Margret drives him wild!
Candy's Place--where all kinds of men find all kinds of sweets!
Explosively NEW ... In Color!
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, now who's the fairest twin of all?
New mischief amidst the mizzen-masts!
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