"What my elephants can't conquer, I'll conquer alone!"
This Isn't A Story...It's An Explosion!
More than a wee bit of magical shenanigans!
HIS HIDEOUS OBSESSION LED HIM TO COMMIT GHASTLY CRIMES OF PASSION AND VIOLENCE.
The Biggest Thing Since Time Began!
All that was left after...THE KILLER SHREWS! (Used in conjunction with a woman's pink pump and splattered blood)
The moral bankruptcy of desperate youth brought stunningly, shockingly to the screen...
The Goldwyn Touch!...more dramatic than ever before!
Three of England's Top Comedians...One Big Laugh Riot!
P.S. After seeing «The Bat» 7 out of 8 people will get cold feet tonight!
