There once was a pigkeeper's daughter, who raised what she shouldn't ought'er. So all the boys came, as they played her game. And took her three pigs when they caught'er.
THE MOST MIRTHFUL MURDER MYSTERY IN YEARS! (original print ad-all caps)
When fantasy goes too far
Wer ein Auto klaut, hat die Polizei am Hals. Oder im Bett. Oder beides.
The Last Chapter Was Just the Start
Who will survive? What will be left of them? Will their virginity be intact?
The good, the bad and the outrages!
Thrills, intrigue and drama at sea !
It's got ALL-STAR Names! It's got ACTION-PACKED Thrills! It's got ADVENTURE-LOADED Romance! It's got AMAZING Color!