When They Made the Mistake of Letting Him Out, She Made the Mistake of Letting Him In.
Evil lurks in the Ocean Depths
She built her future on shattered dreams
Once two boys cross a line, there's no going back
In the Sea of Love... Sometimes You Drown
Invasion From A Mystery Planet!
UNCLE SAM'S UNDERWATER COMMANDOS! (original print ad - all caps)
You can't resist being who you are.