Six contestants... Three Slashers... No prisoners!
You bet your ass this is for real!
Every family has a dirty secret.
An evil mutation embarks on a wave of brutal butchery.
A most bizarre voyage into the psycho sexual!
Tumorous parasitic beasts are nesting in the bowels of their victims...
Before the world existed there was a power...an evil power
There are some lines that must never be crossed... beyond them all... is The Last House in the Woods.
Something Terrible Awaits Underneath...
Half Men - Half Demons . . . Warriors Such As The World Has Never Known . . . They Lived With Death and Danger For The Women Who Hungered For Their Love !
If you go down to the woods today - you might never get out alive!
Sherlock Holmes meets Jack the Ripper! Here comes the original caped crusader!