HEARTS ARE DANCING WITH JOY! (original print ad - all caps)
Rubbish! Punk music is complete rubbish!
What a gang of song hits! (Trade paper ad).
Her Real Story From Real Life!
...and the name of the game is Mickey!
She gave the air to a millionaire . . . and her heart to a guy with a million-dollar personality ! It's gay , grand , glorious fun !
The Musical Comedy Smash of the 80's!
An Anti-Criminal Operation
Blood. Money. Sex. Tears. Murder. Betrayal. Get the picture!!
The title is suggestive...The movie is hilarious...Rated R for uproarious!!!
Scam or be Scammed!
Two's company, three's a triangle but "Four's a Crowd!"
Romance is so Profane!
Rescue a super-model. Battle killer ninjas. Save the world. No problem!!